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mugglenetmemes:

Never fails to amaze me how this one phrase is the only canon-basis for the whole Harry Potter timeline. http://ift.tt/1nc2J5o

mugglenetmemes:

Never fails to amaze me how this one phrase is the only canon-basis for the whole Harry Potter timeline. http://ift.tt/1nc2J5o

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philosophers-scone asked: one day i might get over your url, but i dont know when that will be. i like puns but your's takes the cake


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thanks! your url is my absolute favourite- harry potter, puns and baked goods, what could possibly be better!

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco, via lupottersoc)

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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

(Source: adrianivashkov, via fictionislifesreality)

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ibrokethestars:

that one friend that’s exactly like you

but better

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(Source: normandy-crew, via makeyourdeduction)

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When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

subwaywithinmymind:

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My little black book. It’s got the numbers of all the guys I’ve dated.

(Source: dcrossgeller, via fuckyeahchandlerbing)

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe wrote a thank you note and then some to the Dublin minor football team he partied with in 2012 x

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unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

(Source: unusualize, via settingfirestofeeljoy)

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11 hours ago
Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him →

andthesunstillrises:

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

I’M SO MAD ABOUT THIS

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12 hours ago

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

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itsollie:

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

This.

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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